We’ve all seen the graveyard of exercise devices concealed in cupboards
"A cigarette is a suitable substitute for almost all distracting bodily desires. The peaceful prescription to all your daily worries. Whether you're tired, cold, hungry, sad, angry or just boredÑthe smooth, smoky sensation of toxins tickling your tonsils is a recipe for relaxation. And appetite, what appetite? Two coffees and a bifter for breakfast, a long drag for lunch and 10 durries for dinner. Just add sugar to keep the heart ticking, and you've got a weight-loss program that'll shave the kilos off a sumo wrestler."
—Moscow Times. Andrew Boag has decided that if he should not have grease and lard to assuage his hangovers because of they way his figure is affected, then he'll return to smoking as his cure-all. "A timely puff is also the perfect answer to those uncomfortable silences that seem to pop up just as all parties are inching toward intimacy."'
