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Thursday, March 02, 2006

White House letters of resignation

The following documents are easy to download, easy to open, easy to fill out, easy to print, and easy to understand. If executed at the same time, they’ll also give the United States its first female president. I’m a dope. Don’t vote for me for president.

Step one. Donald H. Rumsfeld resignation letter.

Step two. Richard B. Cheney resignation letter.

Step three. George W. Bush resignation letter.

(I modeled them on Richard Nixon’s resignation letter.)

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Your pdf says “Condaleeza”; Ms. Rice says “Condoleezza”.  Though I wonder whether George W. Bush can spell it unaided.
Posted by Orion on  03/03  at  01:45 PM
Oops. Fixing it now.
Posted by Grant Barrett on  03/03  at  01:51 PM
But no matter how she spells her name, she won’t be answering to “Madame President” unless Dennis Hastert and Ted Stevens also resign.
Posted by Jeff on  03/03  at  03:38 PM
Damn, you’re right. I coulda swore I totally looked that up.
Posted by Grant Barrett on  03/03  at  03:44 PM

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