The Worst Phonetic Alphabet Ever
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Thursday, June 21, 2007
Jerry V. Haines has come up with what he calls the worst phonetic alphabet ever. There's a thread at uk.radio.amateur that did something similar in 1996.
Crappy phonetic alphabets go back even further. Nichols and May used one in their “Telephone” sketch way back when (the late ‘50s or early ‘60s, I think). It went “Kaplan, that’s K as in knight, A as in aardark, p as in pneumonia …”
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