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Thursday, February 22, 2001

Fond follicles from family

"My mother has dog hair in her house dating back to my childhood and the family beagle. One can find a stray hair resting on the chandelier, stuck between the paneling in the wall, lying inside a wine glass stored high up in a cabinet, protruding from a cushion on the sofa, among the dirt under the plants, hiding between the cables of a knit sweater, stuck to the end of a roll of cellophane tape, on the bottoms of shoes, pasted to the honey jar, adhered to the lamp shade, or resting in the corner of the pantry."

Amy Chavez. Free get-rich tip for the day: invent a fabric that while black, comfortable and all-natural, sheds animal hair as easily as the animals shed it themselves. You'd sell it by the ton in New York.'

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