Dictionary definition of “sweater puppies”

sweater puppies

n.pl. breasts. Subjects: English, Body, Slang

Editorial Note: Similar terms are sweater muffins and sweater meat.

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Citations: 1994 Financial Post (Don Mills, Ontario, Canada) (Dec. 1) “The Voice Of The Grunts” p. 53: A young peacekeeper was asked to comment on working with a female officer. “Well, she’s got a real set of sweater-puppies on her. If it’s hot and she’s wearing just a sweaty T-shirt, it can be a real turn-on.” 1994 [Spatch] Usenet: rec.arts.tv.mst3k (Dec. 9) “Re: WWOTP: Mighty MiSTin’ Power Rangers!”: Evil abounds as our heroes discover the secrets of Gee-Kay Karate, spankings, and Sweater Puppies. 1996 [Lingster] Usenet: alt.amazon-women.admirers (June 20) “STORY: Lois’ Time to Fly <ama trans>”: The remnants of her dress and underwire bra bunched outward from her generous shelf of invulnerable boob flesh. “I must be around a ‘K-cup’ now,” she said to herself while judiciously examining her swollen sweater puppies. 2000 [Sasha] Eye Weekly (Toronto, Canada) (Mar. 30) “Licence to thrill”: You can make wads of cash stripping in Toronto if you have the wear-with-all and you keep your mouth shut about the Leafs. Nobody likes a Habs fan here, even one with a nice set of sweater puppies. 2005 Melanie McFarland Post-Intelligencer (Seattle, Washington) (Nov. 15) “On TV: These ratings are no laughing matter”: If you don’t want to be insulted like that, stop tuning in to watch Anderson’s sweater puppies wiggle. 2006 Omar Aviles JoBlo.com (May 26) “Hottie Recap”: They both have astoundingly large and magnificently impressive sweater pups on a relatively small frame.

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